My mother explaining that since it is her birthday, she can have all the dessert she wants.
Birthday bitches
Of course, Andrew had to give his famous birthday lap dances. Free of charge.
Ashley made my mother some fried zucchini. She obviously loved it.
Being lazy while everyone else cooks. Even Jovani cooked a lil.
Ashley made my mother an avocado necklace. She refused to wear it because, "it's gonna cut my fucken neck off!" (and she wonders where i got my sailor mouth)
Introduced Ashley to the amazing invention called, the super fries. She was ashamed of how much she loved it. And yes, she finished the whole thing!
I went fishing, looking like the Unabomber. NBD.
My old Disney friend, Josh, came to visit this weekend. I hadn't seen him in years! We went to a bar in Newport. Alex and i went walking down the pier and saw a sea lion! he was cute.
Andrew had flatfoot removal surgery. (unsuccessful, they are flatter than ever!)
Sushi date with Panda. (Still don't like sushi)
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